I just don't get you gentiles...

... and your fascination with multiple versions of ""Here Comes Santa Claus."

dcrtv.com - washington dc/baltimore area radio/tv/media: "WASH Goes XMAS - 11/17 - Morning man Loo Katz kicked off adult contemporary WASH's annual all-Christmas tunefest this morning. It's the second area station to go all-XMAS. Baltimore's adult contemporary WLIF flipped to seasonal sounds on Monday....."

Please, Senator Kerry, shut the fuck up and go away.

No one wants to vote for you for President. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Kerry: 'Botched' war joke won't hurt me - Yahoo! News: "Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry insisted on Sunday his 'botched joke' about President Bush's Iraq policy would not undermine a possible White House campaign in 2008.

'Not in the least,' Kerry, the Democratic presidential nominee in 2004, said when asked if the furor over his comment had caused him to reconsider a 2008 race. 'The parlor game of who's up, who's down, today or tomorrow, if I listened to that stuff, I would never have won the nomination.'"

What's wrong with you gentiles? (Part of an ongoing inquiry)

I was in the grocery store on October 31. Halloween.
Let me repeat that -- Halloween.

What to my wondering eyes did appear in the "seasonal aisle"?

Christmas decorations.
On Halloween.

What is wrong with you gentiles?

Is it really necessary to decorate two months before Christmas? Is it not enough that the entire month of December is devoted to Santa Claus?

I just don't get it.