Adam Magazine on the Crazy Years

Looting, killing and raping -- by twisting their words they call it "empire"; and wherever they have created a wilderness they call it "peace" -- Tacitus

Thursday, December 27


Another review
Here is an absorbing, involving and thoroughly entertaining one-man show. At times very funny, at times extremely dramatic and at times quite touching, it takes the audience through a range of emotions in rapid succession.

Storyline: At the height of World War II, the sole remaining actor from a French theater troupe that had been performing The Arabian Nights manages to escape from a Nazi train taking him to "somewhere in Poland." He appears before a group of French gendarmes (presumably from the collaborationist Vichy regime) and tries to convince them that his deportation is a mistake since the material he and his colleagues perform is in no way subversive. To prove it he performs some of the stories, taking all the parts himself.

The play requires a bravura performance to keep the focus on the actor and not on the somewhat thin set up and resolution. Here it gets just that in the work of Ron Campbell who starred in the play’s premiere production in California in 1993 and who has toured with it in the US and abroad, winning awards from the Los Angeles Drama Critics Circle and the London (Ontario) Fringe Festival.

Campbell throws himself into no fewer than 38 roles in ninety minutes. Each role is a distinct physical presence, from hunchback to princess to old man to genie. Each has characteristic postures, mannerisms, expressions and vocal inflections. They come fast and furious and Carol Wolf’s script gives him plenty of opportunities to display his athletic as well as artistic ability.

Under the direction of Jessica Kubzansky, who staged the premiere as well as this production, Campbell seems to know just when to draw attention to the display of technique and when to shift the emphasis to the material. So many one-man shows turn out to be about the performer, not the material. Whether it is to Campbell’s credit or Kubzansky’s, this show avoids the excesses that so often afflict bravura pieces.

James Kronzer has provided a superb set for the piece. It is a back room in the train depot with the lights of the platform dimly visible through a wall of dingy windows. Adam Magazine’s lighting shifts moods to subtly support Campbell’s changes in character and pace. Toni Angelini’s sound design matches the visual with an aural reality without drawing too much attention to itself.

Written by Carol Wolf. Directed by Jessica Kubzansky. Design: James Kronzer (set) Adam Magazine (lights) Toni Angelini (sound.) Cast: Ron Campbell.

From THE DARK NIGHT OF SANTA'S SOUL
(An existential one-act play for kids of all ages)




SANTA
Wow. I am a jolly motherfucker. I feel like the worst piece of ass on the planet, and I couldn't look happier. What a fraud I am.

How the hell is it possible that I exist? Everyone with half a brain in their body realizes that I don't. And so they can't see me. I'm like snuffle-fucking-upeguss. I wonder what would happen if I didn't believe in me. Would I cease to exist? I mean, if people can't see me once they lose faith, then do I just disappear once I realize once and for all that I cannot conceivably exist?

Or, am I stuck here forever. Waiting for people to finally wise up. Waiting for the last person to finally say, "Santa? No fucking way!" and then wink out of existence

Aw hell. As long as there are mental retards, there will always be a Santa. No one will ever spill the beans to them. What kind of monster tells a 45-year-old mongoloid that there's no Santa?


This article from History News Network asks Is Bush Pandering to Muslims?

The authors, including noted Mid East expert Daniel Pipes write:

Islam, then, is not an enemy or a source of terrorism. But officials do not leave it at that. They even postulate two positive features of the religion: its compatibility with American ideals and its potential benefits for the United States.

There is nothing in the religion of U.S. Muslims, Bill Clinton averred, "that would divide us, that would promote terrorism, that would be destructive of our values."40 He and other officials then specified where exactly Islam complemented American values: "Devotion to family and to society, to faith and good works—are in harmony with the best of Western ideals."41 John Beyrle of the State Department found no conflict between Islam and "such Western ideals as personal freedom or individual choice."42 A Department of State fact sheet announced that "most Americans and most Muslims share fundamental values such as peace, justice, economic security, and good governance."43 The most colorful and specific formulation came from Deputy Secretary of Defense John Hamre: Quoting from the Preamble to the U.S. Constitution—"We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity"— There isn't a word here that a good Muslim wouldn't fight for.44 Better yet, Islam is declared to be a force for good in the United States. Some officials content themselves with vague encomia. Djerejian called Islam "a historic civilizing force among the many that have influenced and enriched our culture."45 Likewise, his successor Pelletreau deemed Islam "a great civilizing movement."46

But on occasion, officials got specific. "We welcome Islam in America," said President Clinton, attributing to it three virtues: "It enriches our country with Islam's teachings of self-discipline, compassion, and commitment to family."47 In another statement, he reiterated two of these virtues and changed the third one: "America is made stronger by the core values of Islam—commitment to family, compassion for the disadvantaged, and respect for difference."48 Albright ascribed a quite different triad of virtues to Islam, "a faith that honors consultation, cherishes peace, and has as one of its fundamental principles the inherent equality of all who embrace it."49 Hillary Clinton found yet other reasons to praise Islam: for its "universal values—love of family and community, mutual respect, education, and the deepest yearning of all—to live in peace ... values that can strengthen us as a people and strengthen the United States as a nation."50


Pipes and Stillman make interesting points, but incorrect conclusions. They see the US as pandering to Islamic extremists. They are wrong. Rather, the unwillingness, and, in the face of September 11, perverse inclination to praise Islam is part of the general pro-religion attitude of the American political establishment. If they were to criticize Islam itself as being a force for evil in the world, then they might be forced to consider whether other religions also might play a less than positive role in world or domestic affairs.

In America, it's not enough to tolerate the religious peculiarities of others, one has to praise religion, and its practitioners. There is no room for the secular in American society.

Tuesday, December 25

Comedy of Terrors
In 'The Thousandth Night,' a Story Spun Is an Ending Avoided

By Nelson Pressley
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, December 25, 2001; Page C05

Cross the legend of "The Arabian Nights" with the Italian movie "Life Is Beautiful" and you get "The Thousandth Night," Carol Wolf's play about an actor trying to dodge the Nazis by spinning amusing tales. The actor in this one-man show at Alexandria's MetroStage is played by the altogether wonderful Ron Campbell, who staves off whatever mustiness might cling to this situation (artist plays for time against tyrant) by doing exactly what the story demands of his character: He entrances his audience.

That audience is a train station full of idle French gendarmes, and it's Wolf's conceit that they are played by the actual audience of "The Thousandth Night." Guy de Bonheur, the drama's lone figure, stumbles into the station after escaping from a train bound for a death camp. (It's been derailed by resistance fighters who have blown up the tracks.) De Bonheur has been accused of performing subversive material, but he swears his act is innocent.

Hoping the gendarmes (that's us) will agree and shelter him, he launches into a few routines. And if they fail to persuade? "I will shoot myself!" the actor jokes to his tough crowd. Campbell executes a clownish caper to accent the grim quip, but the character's desperation shows through in his forced smile and nervous chatter.

The actor is like Scheherazade, the sultan's bride who staves off her own execution by spinning the tales of "The Thousand and One Nights." In this play, de Bonheur knows he can't persuade his audience to spare him, so he distracts them. And it works. Pretty soon we've forgotten all about the Nazisoutside and are happily wrapped up in a lark about a sultan's favorite dwarf, who died bychoking. It's a comedy of errors as a pompous doctor, an effete baker, a swaggering soldier andother characters each believe they've killed the dwarf and the confusion is resolved in a veryfunny crowd scene in which Campbell plays upward of half a dozen characters nearly at once.

This is one of several tales de Bonheur revives from the repertoire of his now-scatteredtroupe, and Campbell gives these vignettes the energy and breezy attitude of street theater. Like arestless comedian, he's got a move for almost every phrase. Take, if you will, the briefly hikedleg as he mentions a camel giving birth, a typical bit of throwaway whimsy that's not even set upfor a laugh because he's moving so fast.

Campbell combines this anarchic spirit with the kind of terrific physical skill it takes tomake lightning-quick character changes as he plays an astounding variety of figures -- everything from a one-legged soldier to a bosomy housewife to a vaporous genie. He's even got an illusion or two up his sleeve; you can see why Wolf wrote the show with this L.A.-based actorspecifically in mind.

Jessica Kubzansky, who directed the play's premiere in 1993, is supervising the crispproduction at MetroStage. The worn wood flooring of James Kronzer's set looks right for the oldtrain station, which turns into a more than suitable stage for de Bonheur's impromptuperformance. Adam Magazine's lighting suggests passing trains and darkening moods, while achill wind can be heard now and then in Tony Angelini's sound design.

This continues the return to form for MetroStage, which is only in its third productionafter moving into its new theater in north Alexandria following some four years of rootlessnessand sporadic activity. The budget has usually been fairly low, but the standard of performance has often been high, as it was this fall in the well-acted "Rapture." "The Thousandth Night" is spare but effective, and Campbell's solo turn spanning a range from pratfalls to pathos todefiance is resourceful and entertaining.

The Thousandth Night, by Carol Wolf. Directed by Jessica Kubzansky. Approximately 85 minutes. Through Jan. 20 at MetroStage, 1201 N. Royal St., Alexandria. Call 703-548-9044.


Monday, December 24

Review of the Performing Arts by Bob Anthony

(Updated on 12/22/01)
Metro Stage has opened "The Thousandth Night" with a stupendous one man performance by Ron Campbell. He weaves a magic tale with startling well drawn and spoken multi-characters, and deft pantomine in the best French tradition. His main character tells tales while waiting for a gestapo train to take him to an internment camp and he hopes to sway the listeners into believing the charges against him are trumped up...but metaphorically the stories convict him of his misdemeanors. The amazing feature of his playing is that he so easily swings from pathos to riotous comedy. His is an award winning performance...the best of this theatrical year. This is a highly recommended evening of theater...you will love it and find it a riveting 90 minutes of high drama.

Saturday, December 22

What, me, a geek?

OK, maybe so. It's not clear how my admitted nerdiosity excuses that of Adam, but let it go. The important thing is that I embrace my heritage. In keeping with that idea, I have upgraded my three-word response to The Lord of the Rings to an actual review. It seems odd to mention spoilers in regard to a story that everyone pretty much knows, but, well, my review has spoilers. So if you haven't seen the movie yet and don't want to know too much about it, don't read what I wrote. Otherwise, here it is.
-- Mr Joel

Friday, December 21

In re. Joel seeing Fellowship of the Ring on the first day of release: Never, never call me a geek again.

There's a new tv show coming called "That 80's Show." I liked it the first time, when they called it "Family Ties."

Wednesday, December 19

The Lord of the Rings

Well, after avoiding hype and keeping my hopes down, I went and saw it at the first showing at the Uptown. A confluence of events made it convenient, and then I dared to hope. In case you don't want your own expectations, fears, and blissful ignorance affected, I won't post my reaction to the blog. Instead, it's here, for you to click on only if you really want to know.
-- Mr Joel

Tragically, the anti-Santa site is a joke. But it is funny.

Tuesday, December 18

These people really believe this.



People think that Halloween is the time of year that Satan dresses up, but this is just flat-out wrong. See? The Devil will always try to fool you! Halloween is when Satan delights in watching humans dress in ways that will ensure them entry into the Devil's realm. But it is Christmas time that the Devil saves for himself to put on his most devious costume. And it takes no Sherlock Holmes to see that the Devil's annual disguise is none other than Santa! He even wears his favorite color -- demon red. Even his last name "Claus" is Olde English for "hoof-claws." Lucifer may be the wiliest of all the deceitful demons that ever drew breath of fire in Hell, but he was pretty sloppy when he decided to try to spoil our Savior's birthday with this disguise. His big devil ego got the better of him when he decided to name his Christmas Anti-Christ after himself. He just moved around the letters in "Satan" into a sonogram and got "Santa." Well, this is to put Prince of Darkness on notice: we are on to you Satan and we unmask you and heartily rebuke you. Get thee hence from our Christ's birthday party!

So talk to your children before it is too late! Tell them that Santa is no kindly old man; he is an evil demon. And next time your family sees some propped up gin-soaked vagrant in a Mall wearing a red suit with white furry cuffs, set a good example and witness for the other deluded people waiting in line. Loudly, rebuke him! Announce to all the children in the store "Not only is Santa a lie, he will ravage you sexually, drink your blood and drag your palpating carcasses down to Hell with him!" It is only through setting a good example that we can put the Christ back in Christmas.


This is also from the site:

Monday, December 17

The translation for the Bin Laden video left untranslated the Arabic word "Allah." That word is of course, simply the Arabic word for God. If you don't believe me, the website Muslim Answers has this to say:


Some of the biggest misconceptions that many non-Muslims have about Islam have to do with the word "Allah". For various reasons, many people have come to believe that Muslims worship a different God than Christians and Jews. This is totally false, since "Allah" is simply the Arabic word for "God" - and there is only One God. Let there be no doubt - Muslims worship the God of Noah, Abraham, Moses, David and Jesus - peace be upon them all. ...

First of all, it is important to note that "Allah" is the same word that Arabic-speaking Christians and Jews use for God. If you pick up an Arabic Bible, you will see the word "Allah" being used where "God" is used in English.


Thus, not translating "Allah" is actually deceptive -- it serves to make Islam and Muslims more exotic and strange than they are.

Why do I care? Because it serves to obscure the fact that extremism and insanity is not limited to Islam. Religion is the problem. American Protestant fundamentalism differs only in degree, not kind, from Bin Ladenism. So does extreme right wing Zionism. All believe that God has chosen them as the only true and righteous force on the planet. The worship of God by Ashcroft is not that different from Mullah Omar.

There is a kind of pan-religious belief in this country, shared by people along the political spectrum, that religious faith is always a good thing. Thus, the rhetoric by the Administration that people in Al Qaeda aren't real Muslims. They are. Just as Falwell and Robertson are real Christians, and Kahanistas are real Jews.

Somebody (Voltaire maybe?) said that evil men will do evil, and good men will do good, but only religion can make good men do evil.

Religion isn't the solution, it's the problem.

Sunday, December 16

NINE DAY NATION: More content, and nothing about Lord of the Rings

That's right, I've just finished Part 3 of my California travelogue, the whole of which has been extended to four parts. For our story so far, see http://originalcopy.com/caltrip.
-- Mr Joel

Immature content.

The cover of this week's TV supplement features those annoying Olsen twins, Mary Kate and Ashley. Apparently they are about 14 now. While I've never actually seen them in anything, I do know that they have been buzzing around pop culture since they were about 2, and every couple of years there's another puff piece with a tag line like "The Olsen twins grow up!" Not yet, they haven't. We'll know when they have by three simple words: "Top selling lesbian porn video of all time." -- Mr Joel

From Player vs. Player, the king of online comics:Player vs. Player

Saturday, December 15

More LOTR:

Check out Anthony Lane's excellent meditation on the books in the December 10 New Yorker.
-- Mr Joel

Friday, December 14

The blog is back, and I say...

  • Lefty criticism of plutocratic cabals: Good!
  • Boobs painted in holiday themes: Good!
  • Additional boobs, painted or not: Welcome!
  • Any mention of my buddy-by-proxy Thomas Frank: Good!
  • Including the entire text of a page you rip from Salon, including the part that says "Reproduction without permission is prohibited": Inadvertantly amusing.
  • Adam's admission that he has never read The Lord of the Rings: Shocking.
    In re that last one... No one has to read Tolkien. There are some mighty turgid passages in there, especially great chunks of the second book. But we are talking about (1) the most important fantasy series ever, and (2) Adam, who has read literally thousands of pages of crap fantasy, including dozens of books by David Eddings. What gives there? Come on, Adam, it will take you one wasted weekend and then you can say that you read the books before you saw the movie.
    Meanwhile, here is a true-life web journal that will illuminate relationships as if the comic strip Cathy had been written with the characters from Andy Capp. Quoth the author, "Before you judge me, just think how many people out there would use this space to put up photographs of their cats."
    OK, carry on with the boobs and such. -- Mr. Joel

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    COLUMN | Column Left

    ROBERT SCHEER

    Connect the Enron Dots to Bush: Column Left

    Enron is Whitewater in spades. This isn't just some rinky-dink land investment like the one dredged up by right-wing enemies to haunt the Clinton White House--but rather it has the makings of the greatest presidential scandal since the Teapot Dome.

    The Bush Administration has a long and intimate relationship with Enron, whose much-discredited chairman, Kenneth L. Lay, was a primary financial backer of George W. Bush's rise to the presidency.

    It was Enron that provided the model for the Administration's trickle-down attempt to revive an economy that's been in steep decline during Bush's tenure. That model gives the fat-cat corporate hotshots everything they want in return for bankrolling political campaigns. Not to worry about the rest of us because, hey, what's good for Enron is good for America. That it hasn't been is now painfully clear.

    What did Enron get in return for its contributions? It got its way on deregulation, for one thing. Remember when the Administration refused to assist California and other states during the energy crisis, and consumers paid the steep price?

    So greedy was Enron that it locked its own workers into a pension plan based on inflated company stock values and suspect hidden partnerships, while the top leadership led by Lay made out like bandits.

    Bush should be called as a witness in the Congressional hearings scheduled to unravel this mess. One thing that should come up in the hearings is then-Gov. Bush's October 1997 telephone call on behalf of Lay to then-Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Ridge to help Enron crack into the tightly regulated Pennsylvania electricity market.

    "I called George W. to kind of tell him what was going on," Lay told the New York Times about the 1997 phone call, "and I said that it would be very helpful to Enron, which is obviously a large company in the state of Texas, if he could just call the governor [of Pennsylvania] and tell him [Enron] is a serious company, this is a professional company, a good company."

    Since we now know Enron lacked those virtues, it's clear Bush was used to sell a bill of goods to the unsuspecting Pennsylvania folks.

    That Lay was instrumental in Bush's rise to the presidency is indisputable. Since 1993, Lay and top Enron executives donated nearly $2 million to Bush. Lay also personally donated $326,000 in soft money to the Republican Party in the three years prior to Bush's presidential bid, and he was one of the Republican "pioneers" who raised $100,000 in smaller contributions for Bush. Lay's wife donated $100,000 for inauguration festivities.

    As governor, Bush did what Enron wanted, cutting taxes and deregulating utilities. The deregulation ideology, which George W. long had adopted as gospel, allowed dubious bookkeeping and other acts of chicanery that shocked Wall Street and drove a $60-billion company, seventh on the Fortune 500 list, into bankruptcy.

    This emerging scandal makes Whitewater seem puny in comparison; clearly there ought to be at least as aggressive a congressional inquiry into the connection between the Bush Administration and the Enron debacle. Facts must be revealed, beginning with the content of Lay's private meeting with Vice President Dick Cheney to create the Administration's energy policy.

    What was Lay's role in the sudden replacement of Curtis Hebert Jr. as Federal Energy Regulatory Commission chairman? As the New York Times reported, Hebert "had barely settled into his new job this year when he had an unsettling telephone conversation with Kenneth L. Lay, [in which Lay] prodded him to back ... a faster pace in opening up access to the electricity transmission grid to companies like Enron." Lay admits making the call but in an unctuous defense of his influence peddling said, "The final decision on [Hebert's job] was going to be the President's, certainly not ours." Soon after, Hebert was replaced by Texan Pat Wood, who was favored by Lay.

    Other questions: Was there any conflict of interest in the roles played by key Bush aides? Political advisor Karl Rove owned as much as $250,000 in Enron stock. And economic advisor Larry Lindsay and Trade Representative Robert B. Zoellick went straight from Enron's payroll to their federal jobs.

    There are other Enron alum in the Administration, including Army Secretary Thomas White Jr., who, as an Enron executive, held stock and options totaling $50 million to $100 million.

    We have a right to know whether the Enron alums in the Administration were tipped off in time to bail out with profit the way Lay and the other Enron top execs did, while their workers and stockholders--and eventually US taxpayers--are being left holding the suddenly empty bag.



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    The Enron outrage
    Free-market ideologues said the energy titan's triumphs proved them right. Now they should admit its humiliating collapse proves they were wrong.

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    By Thomas Frank

    Dec. 13, 2001 | "I believe in God and I believe in free markets," Enron CEO Kenneth Lay told the San Diego Union-Tribune back in February. What's more, continued this titan of the energy business, Jesus himself was something of a '90s-style libertarian: "He wanted people to have the freedom to make choices."

    Maybe, then, it was the Lord's work Enron was doing as it pushed electricity deregulation through the 1990s, and transformed itself from a gas pipeline company into an energy trader designed to provide choices and maximize profits in the freewheeling aftermath. After all, what better sign of the Almighty's favor could there be than Lay's compensation for the year of Our Deregulated Lord 2000: $141.6 million, a full 184 percent increase over 1999. Blessed indeed are the market makers! "We're on the side of angels," the company's former CEO Jeff Skilling told Business Week a little while ago. "In every business we've been in, we're the good guys."

    Fortunately for the rest of us, though, Enron didn't inherit the earth. The company may have promised to deliver greater "transparency" to energy markets, but upon inspection its own affairs turned out to be a tangled mess of lies, nepotism and exaggeration that included the overstatement of profits by some $586 million -- a revelation that caused panic among investors and a catastrophic collapse for the mighty energy trader.

    Nor will the obvious implications of the Enron affair be suppressed for long. Enron's failings were in fact directly related to its corporate ideology, to its zealous, cult- like love of free markets. According to Wednesday's Wall Street Journal, Enron fought fiercely and paid lavishly to limit or abolish federal oversight of its trading business; its trading business then collapsed for lack of oversight and accountability. It isn't a coincidence when those who run ads mocking government regulators and saluting themselves as colossal rule breakers turn out to be engaged in literal rule breaking and regulation circumvention. Why are we feigning surprise?

    Enron was the peerless darling of the all those who believed that free markets were the acme of existence. Its wreckage is as good a place as any to sit down and take stock of the deregulated, privatized state into which we've been so rudely hustled over the last decade. And here is what it looks like: Top management walking off with hundreds of millions of dollars while employees lose their jobs, investors lose millions and customers get to look forward to more rolling blackouts. Profiteering. Bought politicians. Stock market bubbles that inevitably burst. Workers thrown out on the streets. Left to its own devices, this is what the free market does.

    Yes, Enron hoodwinked the world financially. But ultimately the more remarkable aspect of this tawdry corporate tale is the way Enron tricked us politically, the way its leaders persuaded the world that their passion for free markets, particularly in the field of electricity, was somehow equivalent to "revolution," to "creativity," to human freedom itself. That only when the corporations were free to romp the worlds as gods would we truly have achieved popular democracy.

    For management gurus, Enron was a particularly hallowed operation. Once a simple natural gas pipeline concern, Enron turned itself into an energy trader with awesome ambitions, buying and selling contracts to deliver power across the country. Who needed pipelines and power plants and other mundane physical assets in the age of the Internet? This was a "new economy," and in its last years Enron's starstruck fans took to describing it as a full-blown "market maker," a near-divine bringer of entrepreneurship and profit-taking to those slow-moving reaches of the economy where before there had only been regulation and an outmoded fixation on public service -- water, electricity, "bandwidth." And -- Holy shit! -- just look at those profits!

    This is why recent years saw such precious expressions of Enronphilia as Gary Hamel's 2000 book, "Leading the Revolution," in which Enron is characterized as a "revolutionary" company, the home of "radical ideas" which "come from radical people," where "new voices have the chance to get heard," and where top brass say nice populist things like, "People are smarter than we are at the top." Before Enron's troubles became a crisis, Hamel and his hero Lay were even scheduled to appear together at a high-profile November guru-fest called the "Revolutionaries' Ball." (The event's logo featured a red flag.) Enron's own TV commercials exhorted viewers to ask the "confrontational" question, "Why?" -- a word that supposedly has the power to "bring years of conventional assumptions to a jarring halt." The company even equated its quest for free markets with the doings of folks like Gandhi, Lincoln, and the civil rights protesters of 1963 Birmingham. (I guess Jesus wasn't available when they were filming.)

    In April 2000 Fortune magazine imagined Enron as Elvis Presley, the mythical bringer of hipness to the desert of 1950s culture. I still find it hard to believe this passage appeared in a responsible magazine of business, so I reproduce it here in full:

    "Imagine a country-club dinner dance, with a bunch of old fogies and their wives shuffling around halfheartedly to the not-so-stirring sounds of Guy Lombardo and his All-Tuxedo Orchestra. Suddenly young Elvis comes crashing through the skylight, complete with gold-lamé suit, shiny guitar, and gyrating hips. Half the waltzers faint; most of the others get angry or pouty. And a very few decide they like what they hear, tap their feet ... start grabbing new partners, and suddenly are rocking to a very different tune. In the staid world of regulated utilities and energy companies, Enron Corp. is that gate-crashing Elvis."

    The adulation persisted right up to the end. The cover of the September edition of Business 2.0 carried a photo of Jeff Skilling, then the company's CEO, giving the reader a big finger-over-lips "Shhhhhhh!" The secret Skilling wanted us to keep was not the devastating truth about Enron's profits, but that the "Revolution Lives." Yes, the dot-coms had tragically gone bust, but who cared about that? Enron's metamorphosis into a "virtually integrated company" offered "glimmers of a possible future." One trip to Enron's Houston headquarters and anyone could see that the "revolutionary" truths of the new economy still thrived.

    By the time the issue hit newsstands, however, it was Skilling himself who had mysteriously disappeared from the CEO's office. Soon it was Enron's legacy, not dot- com hype, that was being dismissed as insignificant by the desperate new-economy faithful. Enron's scandal and collapse, it is now maintained, has absolutely nothing to do with the company's worship of markets and its efforts to discredit government oversight and its long-running campaign to push privatization and deregulation. "No linkage!" screams the Wall Street Journal, piling on with no fewer than four editorials variously accusing Enron's detractors of "schadenfreude," declaring that Enron's collapse actually discredited the foes of deregulation, insisting that Enron-style deregulation did too benefit consumers (because free markets always do, nyah-nyah), and smugly declaiming the libertarian line on California's recent energy disaster: The state simply failed to deregulate enough.

    Enron's P.R. magic was still having an effect even in such critical quarters as NPR's "Marketplace" program. One segment on the day of Enron's collapse featured bereft employees declaring their faith in the company's management ("These guys are brilliant people. They're really smart. They know what they're doing") while another flatly declared that Enron -- bless its soul -- had worked to keep prices low for consumers and that its demise might lead to a spike in energy costs.

    And Fortune, which had fawningly compared the company to Elvis, currently features a cover story headlined "The Enron Disaster." Fortune now claims the problem was "the company's critics didn't throw enough rocks," and asks, "Given the extent to which financial chicanery appears to have taken place, is someone going to jail?" But hey, even Elvis screwed up in his later years.

    Enron's business was, even in the best of times, difficult to understand. When writing a story about the company last June I could find no one able to explain precisely how Enron made what then seemed to be such impressive amounts of money. Clearly being a "market maker" entailed packaging a lot of innovative derivatives and contracts. It clearly also entailed considerable involvement in politics. As Business Week put it, "One of the biggest risks is that Enron simply can't create the open markets it needs." To do that it needed our help.

    That's why P.R. was such a large part of Enron's mission. Not only did it sell itself as a defiant "revolutionary," but it sold deregulation as both a great step forward for human freedom as well as an inevitability, something we couldn't stop no matter what. Anyone who lives in a state where deregulation measures have been proposed knows what I'm talking about: The great tide of commercials and business-magazine stories and newspaper inserts all revolving around the predictable fake-revolutionary slogan, "Power to the People."

    And what voters in those states wouldn't give Enron at the polls, the company achieved by other means, chief among them a massive -- and perfectly legal -- shower of boodle on influential political figures. The company and its executives routinely donated vast sums to both political parties, here and in Britain, thus helping the English-speaking world to achieve the free-market consensus that was, until recently, the pride of op-ed writers everywhere.

    Enron CEO Kenneth Lay was a donor to the campaigns and a partner in the golf games of President Clinton, whose administration vigorously pushed Enron's various foreign initiatives. Enron gave generously to House Majority Whip Tom Delay, R-Texas, who thoughtfully introduced an electricity deregulation bill. The company, of course, was largely responsible for the grooming of George W. Bush as a national figure. As governor of Texas Bush used to fly around the country in Enron corporate jets. In later years Enron distinguished itself as the single largest corporate donor to his campaign for the presidency.

    The connections don't stop there: Lay is a business acquaintance of Vice President Dick Cheney and is co-chairman of Barbara Bush's Foundation for Family Literacy. Such was Enron's clout with the administration that Lay, alone among electricity executives, was permitted to meet face to face with Cheney while the latter was cooking up the administration's highly questionable energy plan. He also reportedly had a hand in choosing the personnel of the federal agency responsible for regulating his business. In Britain, where Enron profited nicely from the privatization of a regional water works, the company actually sponsored the 1998 annual meeting of the Labor Party.

    An even more potent Enron weapon seems to have been to provide friendly legislators with cushy sinecures after their work on behalf of Enron had been done. The honor roll includes: Wendy Gramm, wife of Phil, who secured for Enron a crucial exemption from regulation in 1993 when she was working for the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, and who then slid comfortably into a seat on Enron's board; Lord John Wakeham, the British Conservative politician who played a major role both in that country's disastrous electricity privatization and also in Enron's British water dealings, and who later received a seat on Enron's board; Frank Wisner, the U.S. ambassador to India during the first Clinton administration, who helped Enron win the $3 billion contract to build the infamous Dahbol power plant in that country in 1993, and who then applied the necessary pressure when India began to develop cold feet, and who found a nice, warm board seat waiting for him, too, upon his retirement from the Foreign Service.

    Former Montana governor and brand-new Republican national chairman Marc Racicot has done a hitch carrying the sacred banner of deregulation for Enron. Former Secretary of State James Baker has also logged time on the Enron payroll. Bush economist Lawrence Lindsay and U.S. Trade Representative Robert Zoellick enjoyed positions on Enron's advisory board before their official duties commenced. And the generosity is bipartisan (though Republicans have been courted more lavishly): Two of former Vice President Al Gore's close campaign buddies, Charles Bones and Johnny Hayes, have also swallowed Enron's golden pills. Recall that the Whitewater investigation focused on just a few hundred thousand dollars, and you begin to understand how devastating to the free-market crowd -- New Democrats and old Republicans alike -- any investigation of Enron's mega-million political dealings could turn out to be.

    Those who are astonished that the name of Enron could even be uttered in the same sentence as "corruption" or "Whitewater" should know that the company has the peculiar distinction of being possibly the only corporation that is the subject of an Amnesty International report, which details the brutal treatment of protesting villagers near the Dabhol plant by Enron's hired goons. An equally poignant account of the madly corrupt Enron corporate style was provided by John Kachamila, the natural resources minister for Mozambique, who had the honor of receiving a bid from Enron for a planned natural gas project. Pressure from the U.S. government to accept Enron's bid soon followed.

    Kachamila described the experience to the Houston Chronicle in 1995: "There were outright threats to withhold development funds if we didn't sign, and sign soon. Their diplomats, especially Mike McKinley [then the charge d'affaires of the U.S. Embassy] pressured me to sign a deal that was not good for Mozambique. He was not a neutral diplomat. It was as if he was working for Enron. We got calls from American senators threatening us with this and that if we didn't sign. Anthony Lake even called to tell us to sign. They put together a smear campaign against us, Enron was forever playing games with us and the embassy forever threatening to withdraw aid. Everyone was saying that we would not sign the deal because I wanted a percentage, when all I wanted was a better deal for the state."

    This is the sort of thing that is being referred to when Enron eulogists fret that the company's "legacy" of deregulation is now at risk of being undone. And they are right to fret: Without the muscle behind it that the Enron billions provided, deregulation probably doesn't stand a chance. If practical business matters -- i.e., price and service -- are the only factors taken into account, most municipalities would quickly choose local ownership or control over the Enron way.

    During the California deregulation disaster, for example, prices for power shot up all across the state, except in the city of Los Angeles, which owns its own generating facilities. "Municipal utilities are more efficient on average and sell cheaper electricity and promote conservation," says political economist Gar Alperovitz. They "serve the public in all those ways better than the private utilities." When the priority is public service and not the survival of some well-connected middleman interested only in scoring sufficient profits to build its megalomaniac CEO a 50-room McMansion in suburban Houston, then public ownership fits the bill quite nicely.

    But who cared about service when there was money to be made? A cardinal characteristic of the new-economy '90s was the subjection of such mundane stuff to the ideology of the market. Markets, we were told, are always better and more democratic -- by definition, in every industry, and in every age. And the American business press was only too happy to agree that what Enron was about was democracy and creativity, not corruption. Their readers have now learned that business school ideology makes a poor substitute for facts, and we have all learned the hollowness of deregulation's promise. In return for handing our electricity systems over to the market and to Enron, we were told, we would be paid back with enhanced service and an ever-swelling stock portfolio. The California deregulation disaster should have eliminated all doubts about the first of these promises; Enron's collapse has now put paid to the other.

    Perhaps the real theological lesson to be learned from all this is the simple statement of relief uttered by a California Public Utilities commissioner when he learned of the great conglomerate's destruction: "There is a God."

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    What;'s the difference between George W. Bush and American Taliban John Walker? Walker has never been arrested.

    Thursday, December 13

    I have never read the Lord of the Rings.

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

    Wednesday, December 12

    Jerry Springer Online: The official website 12/12/2001 "I'm Haaving Sex With Your Grandpa!"
    Mark is here to view a Springer Cam confession from his girlfriend, Sarah… She’s sleeping with Mark’s grandpa!! Then… Angela broke it off with her boyfriend, but she regrets it now and wants him back. Unfortunately for her, he has moved on and Angela will meet his new lover today. Next… Shonda has two things to confess to her boyfriend… She’s been sleeping with his best friend, Chris, and her baby’s not his, but Chris’! Later… Jennifer has suspicions that her husband has been messing around with… her sister! Her husband admits that he still loves her and doesn’t want to be with her sister, but Jennifer is through!

    Tuesday, December 11



    Connect the Enron Dots to Bush
    Robert Scheer
    [latimes.com]


    December 11 2001

    Enron is Whitewater in spades. This isn't just some rinky-dink land investment like the one dredged up by right-wing enemies to haunt the Clinton White House--but rather it has the makings of the greatest presidential scandal since the Teapot Dome.

    The Bush administration has a long and intimate relationship with Enron, whose much-discredited chairman, Kenneth L. Lay, was a primary financial backer of George W. Bush's rise to the presidency.

    It was Enron that provided the model for the administration's trickle-down attempt to revive an economy that's been in steep decline during Bush's tenure. That model gives the fat-cat corporate hotshots everything they want in return for bankrolling political campaigns. Not to worry about the rest of us because, hey, what's good for Enron is good for America. That it hasn't been is now painfully clear.

    What did Enron get in return for its contributions? It got its way on deregulation, for one thing. Remember when the administration refused to assist California and other states during the energy crisis, and consumers paid the steep price?

    So greedy was Enron that it locked its own workers into a pension plan based on inflated company stock values and suspect hidden partnerships, while the top leadership led by Lay made out like bandits.

    Bush should be called as a witness in the congressional hearings scheduled to unravel this mess. One thing that should come up in the hearings is then-Gov. Bush's October 1997 telephone call on behalf of Lay to then-Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Ridge to help Enron crack into the tightly regulated Pennsylvania electricity market.

    "I called George W. to kind of tell him what was going on," Lay told the New York Times about the 1997 phone call, "and I said that it would be very helpful to Enron, which is obviously a large company in the state of Texas, if he could just call the governor [of Pennsylvania] and tell him [Enron] is a serious company, this is a professional company, a good company."

    Since we now know Enron lacked those virtues, it's clear Bush was used to sell a bill of goods to the unsuspecting Pennsylvania folks.

    That Lay was instrumental in Bush's rise to the presidency is indisputable. Since 1993, Lay and top Enron executives donated nearly $2 million to Bush. Lay also personally donated $326,000 in soft money to the Republican Party in the three years prior to Bush's presidential bid, and he was one of the Republican "pioneers" who raised $100,000 in smaller contributions for Bush. Lay's wife donated $100,000 for inauguration festivities.

    As governor, Bush did what Enron wanted, cutting taxes and deregulating utilities. The deregulation ideology, which George W. long had adopted as gospel, allowed dubious bookkeeping and other acts of chicanery that shocked Wall Street and drove a $60-billion company, seventh on the Fortune 500 list, into bankruptcy.

    This emerging scandal makes Whitewater seem puny in comparison; clearly there ought to be at least as aggressive a congressional inquiry into the connection between the Bush administration and the Enron debacle. Facts must be revealed, beginning with the content of Lay's private meeting with Vice President Dick Cheney to create the administration's energy policy.

    What was Lay's role in the sudden replacement of Curtis Hebert Jr. as Federal Energy Regulatory Commission chairman? As the New York Times reported, Hebert "had barely settled into his new job this year when he had an unsettling telephone conversation with Kenneth L. Lay, [in which Lay] prodded him to back ... a faster pace in opening up access to the electricity transmission grid to companies like Enron." Lay admits making the call but in an unctuous defense of his influence peddling said, "The final decision on [Hebert's job] was going to be the president's, certainly not ours." Soon after, Hebert was replaced by Texan Pat Wood, who was favored by Lay.

    Other questions: Was there any conflict of interest in the roles played by key Bush aides? Political advisor Karl Rove owned as much as $250,000 in Enron stock. And economic advisor Larry Lindsay and Trade Representative Robert B. Zoellick went straight from Enron's payroll to their federal jobs.

    There are other Enron alum in the administration, including Army Secretary Thomas White Jr., who, as an Enron executive, held stock and options totaling $50 million to $100 million.

    We have a right to know whether the Enron alums in the administration were tipped off in time to bail out with profit the way Lay and the other Enron top execs did, while their workers and stockholders--and eventually U.S. taxpayers--are being left holding the suddenly empty bag.

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    Robert Scheer writes a syndicated column.

    Monday, December 10

    Proof that Jews can be stupid, too.
    Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | It's only red thread, but I like it Moshe Sonnenthal introduces himself after the meeting. He is very anxious that I try some of the centre's own kabbalah mineral water. "Taste it, it's very smooth. We believe this is the purest water on earth." It's just regular water, he says, but it has been treated by chanting over it, and is now "spiritually charged". "And its structure has been changed! It's not just me telling you this, scientific tests have proved it. It's a fractal shape now, which means it can enter your cells more easily and flush out the toxins." He rushes off to find a picture of the kabbalah water, which he says shows that it has been changed to resemble "meteorite water". They hope soon to sell it in supermarkets.

    You should read this article.
    Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | Apocalypse lies Apocalypse lies

    Despite claims that Apocalypse Now - due for rerelease in an extended format - exposed the truth about the Vietnam war, it is riddled with grotesque falsehoods and scenes of breathtaking phoniness

    Saturday, December 8

    The good news is there's a movie on the TV called "Coed Call Girl." The bad news, it's on the Lifetime Channel at 5 pm.

    Thursday, December 6

    Don't Touch This! (washingtonpost.com) Rumors that Bo Derek is President Bush's choice for the Kennedy Center's board of trustees appear to be true. But when we called to congratulate her yesterday, the "10" star told us: "I'm not supposed to talk about it until it's announced. . . . I don't think it's a good idea to mess with the White House, do you?" Point well taken.

    USDA bans import of clementine oranges

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    Dec. 6, 2001 | WASHINGTON (AP) -- The government has banned the import of those popular clementine oranges after larvae of the Mediterranean fruit fly were found in some of the fruit.

    The oranges, which are imported from Spain and sold in small wooden boxes, also must be pulled from store shelves in 17 Southern and Western states where the weather is warm enough for the insects to survive.

    The seedless, easy-to-peel fruit exploded in popularity in recent years after shippers obtained the necessary refrigerated boats. The refrigeration was supposed to keep the clementines cold enough to kill any flies that might be accompanying them.

    The Medfly is considered one of the world's most destructive agricultural pests, threatening more than 250 kinds of fruits, nuts and vegetables. There are no established populations of the insect in the United States. Female flies lay their eggs inside fruit, and the larvae then feed on it.

    The Agriculture Department initially suspended imports Nov. 30 after larvae were found in clementines in Maryland and North Carolina. Because those clementines were traced to a single ship, USDA planned to allow imports to resume this week, but larvae were subsequently found in Louisiana as well, USDA spokesman Jim Rogers said Thursday. That fruit came from a different shipment, leading officials to conclude that the problem was more widespread than first thought.

    The Agriculture Department suspended indefinitely the import of Spanish clementines and banned their sale or distribution in Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, Nevada, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Oregon, Puerto Rico, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Washington. Fruit in those areas must be destroyed or shipped to an approved location.

    "What we're concentrating on right now is moving fruit out of the areas where the Medfly can do the most damage," Rogers said

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    Wednesday, December 5

    Justice Deformed: War and the Constitution After the brutal attacks of Sept. 11, the Bush administration began building a parallel criminal justice system, decree by decree, largely removed from the ordinary oversight of Congress and the courts. In this shadow system, people can be rounded up by the government and held at undisclosed locations for indefinite periods of time. It is a system that allows the government to conduct warrantless wiretaps of conversations between prisoners and their lawyers, a system in which defendants can be tried and condemned to death by secret military tribunals run according to procedural rules that bear scant resemblance to normal military justice.

    Senator Strom Thurmond Turns 99 If there was any doubt that Sen. Strom Thurmond remained vigorous on his 99th birthday Wednesday, he sought to put it to rest.
    ``I love all of you men, but you women even more!'' he declared by way of a thank-you, after Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, D-S.D., offered congratulations from the well of the chamber. ``I appreciate every one of you, especially you ladies. You are good-looking, God bless you.''

    The ArginMax effect
    A recent Stanford study shows a dietary supplement can boost some women's sex drive.

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    FYI JOEL


    From the Onion

    HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone, the hit film about an orphaned boy and his pals at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry, continues to break box-office records, casting its magic spell over children and creepy middle-aged weirdos alike.

    "There's never been anything like Harry?it's simply a phenomenon," said Minton, creator of the "Unofficial Hermione Granger Fan Page" and whose house neighborhood children have been warned never to enter. "And the movie is perfect, especially the casting of Emma Watson as Hermione. She's even prettier than I imagined. I hope she reads the Hermione Granger fan fiction I sent her."