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The cover of this week's TV supplement features those annoying Olsen twins, Mary Kate and Ashley. Apparently they are about 14 now. While I've never actually seen them in anything, I do know that they have been buzzing around pop culture since they were about 2, and every couple of years there's another puff piece with a tag line like "The Olsen twins grow up!" Not yet, they haven't. We'll know when they have by three simple words: "Top selling lesbian porn video of all time." -- Mr Joel