From an American abroad.

Global Eye -- Seat of Power The curtain of lies that shields the benighted and betrayed American people from the grim reality of its rulers -- that corrupt tyranny of plutocrats, sycophants and frothing extremists which has taken power in Washington -- was pulled away last week and briefly, tantalizingly, the truth was revealed:

Dick Cheney is President of the United States.

For two whole hours last Saturday, Cheney held in name what he has long wielded in fact -- the executive power of the United States government -- when dimbulb frontman George W. Bush was rendered unconscious for an anal probe.