The A-List is a super-bitchy website that claims to have the real dirt on Hollywood celebrities. Most of it is about sexual preferences (who knows how much is true) and it is quite humorous. For example, "Macdowell, Andie. The light's on upstairs, but nobody's home. Possibly mildly retarded. Seems to have an aversion, in private life, to wearing any clothes. Recovering drug addict. Linked with Dennis Quaid."