Winston Churchill Rush Limbaugh
Conservative (and Liberal -- he changed parties a number of times) conservative
Brilliant on radio rallying the people of the United Kingdom in the fight against fascism Brilliant on radio at rallying people to buy Stresstabs and Oreck Vacuums
Addicted to cigars Addicted to cigars, OxyContin, Lorcet and hydrocodone
Served with distinction as Colonel in World War I Unable to serve in Vietnam because of "inoperable pilonidal cyst"
Notorious for debacle at Gallipoli Notorious for referring to Chelsea Clinton as White House Dog
Graduate of Sandhurst (British Military Academy) Dropout of Southeast Missouri State University

Nobel Prize in Literature Marconi Award for Syndicated Radio
First Lord of the Admiralty, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Minister of Defence, Prime Minister Director of Group Sales for Kansas City Royals
Stayed overnight at White House while discussing military strategy with Franklin Delano Roosevelt Stayed overnight at White House while discussing political strategy with George Bush
Arch nemesis -- Adolph Hitler Arch Nemesis -- Al Franken