Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!

CNN.com - House cafeterias change names for 'french fries' and 'french toast' - Mar. 11, 2003 The cafeteria menus in the three House office buildings changed the name of "french fries" to "freedom fries," in a culinary rebuke of France stemming from anger over the country's refusal to support the U.S. position on Iraq.

Ditto for "french toast," which will be known as "freedom toast."