Things We Can Count On

In these wacky times, it's good to know we can trust in a few eternal verities. For example:
* A business-friendly administration is good for the economy.
* The stronger we act, the more the world respects us.
* The wise framers of the Constitution established Congress as a body to grant the President whatever powers he may request from time to time.
and finally
* No terrorist group would ever dare stage an attack on U.S. soil with the no-nonsense Republicans in office.
-- Mr. Joel