If you get it in Florida, it's tanthrax.
If you are male, it's manthrax. Female, womanthrax. And if you are a man in woman's clothes, it's tranthrax.
Soccer moms get minivanthrax.
Pilots on the Kessel run get Hanthrax.
If you contract it from your computer, I'm afraid you've got lanthrax.
All of my professors get Danthrax.
In Teheran, they could have an outbreak of Iranthrax.
80's pop stars get DuranDuranthrax.
Bridge engineers get spanthrax.
At FedEx Field, you could contract fanthrax.
The Nanny gets Franthrax.