What's wrong with you gentiles?

I have lived among you for close to 40 years (or 32, if you are a female under 28). And I still don't get it. What is the deal with you goyimand Christmas.

Is it really necessary to have radio stations that play Christmas music continuously from November 1 through, presumably, Groundhog Day? Why is anxiety around the "Holidays" (really, of coursde, Christmas) a big enough deal that talk shows devote time to it, rather than to, say, the war?

I just don't get it.