Adam Magazine on the Crazy Years

Looting, killing and raping -- by twisting their words they call it "empire"; and wherever they have created a wilderness they call it "peace" -- Tacitus

Tuesday, August 30

So you're saying there's a chance (Part XXXVII)

Trouble between Paris and Paris? Is there a possibility of the Adam, slipping in?
Salon.com Arts & Entertainment | The Fix: "The Paris Hilton-Paris Latsis nuptials are again in uncertain territory after this weekend. Paris (er, the Hilton one) spent a few days down in Miami with the rest of America's celebrity world for the MTV Video Music Awards, accompanied by the producer of her upcoming album, Lil' Kim's ex-boyfriend Scott Storch. The two were seen holding hands and showed up at the awards show to walk the red carpet together. Either through intentional or genetically unavoidable vagueness, she shrugged off questions about whether or not she is actually getting married with: 'I don't know. I'm just having fun!' Hilton's pseudo-spokesperson Rob Zimmerman tried to spin the weekend another way. 'Paris is very happy and in love with Paris, and the wedding is still on,' he said. 'Warner Brothers flew Paris and Scott down for the VMAs to bring some attention to the album. They're just friends.' (Page Six)"

5 Comments:

At 11:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That depends.... Are you 3 lbs and furless with bulging eyes? If so, then you might be able to slip in as Paris Hilton's photo op accessory. Apparently she has problems with males of the human species, though.

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger Adam Magazine said...

I guess it depends on what you mean by "problems."

 
At 12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess you would be correct. But IM(rarely)HO, sustainability of interest counts for something.... unless you want to be a human Kleenex. lol

 
At 12:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Adam, you still wouldn't be trying to marry into money would you?....

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger Adam Magazine said...

My mother always told me it's just as easy to fall in love with a rich girl as a poor girl.

 

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