The following things are not true.

The motto of the United States of America will be changed from "E Pluribuis Unum" to "Kill them all, let God sort them out."
Members of the military will not have to swear personal fealty to the President. When offering the stiff-armed salute, they will say "Hail Dubya."
Michael Moore will be declared Public Enemy Number 1 for the crime of lese majesty.
"The Star Spangled Banner" will be replaced on all public occasions by "God Bless America," and "God Bless America" by "Onward Christian Soldiers." "Onward Christian Soldiers" will be replaced by "America, Fuck Yeah.".