I am a bad person because I find this mildly humorous?

washingtonpost.com: Tiger Critically Injures Magician Roy Horn: "A tiger attacked magician Roy Horn of duo 'Siegfried & Roy' during a Friday night performance, leaving the superstar illusionist in critical condition, authorities said.



An audience member at The Mirage hotel-casino said the white tiger lunged at Horn, who tried to beat the animal off with a microphone.



'The tiger went for his neck, then drug him offstage,' said Andy Cushman, a 23-year-old reporter from New Jersey. 'He looked like a rag doll.'



Mirage spokesman Alan Feldman said Horn had a serious injury to the left side of his neck. Feldman said Horn, who turned 59 on Friday, was taken into surgery.



Horn was in critical condition at University Medical Center, said hospital spokeswoman Cheryl Persinger. Clark County Fire spokesman Bob Leinbach said that on the way to the hospital Horn was able to talk with the ambulance staff."