More proof of the perversity of the universe.

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What kind of person would want to remake a film like "Porky's"? A person like Howard Stern, apparently.

Stern has announced his intention to remake "Porky's" and -- perhaps even more alarmingly, though for different reasons -- "Rock 'n' Roll High School" under the heading "Howard Stern Presents ..."

"I think I represent what National Lampoon once meant to the teen audience," Stern tells Variety.