Mr. Cranky on the evil that is Scooby Doo:

Scooby-Doo : Mr. Cranky Rates the Movies : Scooby-Doo What exactly compels the American public to throw $56 million at a movie like "Scooby-Doo," a movie so dumb it's unlikely to catalyze a single neural synapse within its catatonic, drooling audience? It's simple, really. The American public is approximately 95% moron. These morons toss their cigarette butts out of the car into dry brush, they try to talk on their cell phones while riding their bikes, they demand lower taxes and more services, and they go to see the "Scooby-Doo" movie.