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Yahoo! News - 'Scooby-Doo' Debuts at No. 1 LOS ANGELES (AP) - "Scooby-Doo," where are you? Well on top of the weekend box office.
The big-screen update of the Hanna-Barbera cartoon, starring Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini and a computer-animated Great Dane, took in $56.4 million to debut as the No. 1 film, according to industry estimates Sunday.
"The weekend really went to the dogs," said Paul Dergarabedian, president of box-office tracker Exhibitor Relations. "In these trying times, what could be more escapist than `Scooby-Doo,' which is so fun and lighthearted?"