CBS -- which has already postponed the Emmy broadcast twice -- is evidently considering doing the show from a military base. For security reasons. Thank God Ellen Degeneres, Shannon Doherty and David Hyde-Pierce will be safe. Ray Romano will be kept at a secret, secure location in case of attack.

We need a cabinet-level Department of Celebrity Defense. Celebrities are among our most precious resources. Julia Roberts represents all of the things that Osama Bin Laden hates.

What can you do -- buy People and Us magazines. Watch Access Hollywood. See Corky Romano . And next time you see a celebrity, let them know that you are praying for them. But no touching.