Adam Magazine on the Crazy Years

Looting, killing and raping -- by twisting their words they call it "empire"; and wherever they have created a wilderness they call it "peace" -- Tacitus

Friday, July 27

MORE ELVISES
Inspired by Adam's Elvisiana, a list of the lesser-known Elvii in the world today. We all know about Blelvis, the Black Elvis, and El Vez, the Mexican Elvis. But let us not neglect...

Ailvis, the American Indian Elvis (now changing to Nalvis, the Native American Elvis)
Pilvis, the Pacific Islander Elvis
Chilvis, the Chinese Elvis
Evisso, the Japanese Elvis
Filvis, the Filipino Elvis
Al Vizier, the Arabic Elvis
Quelvis, the Quaker Elvis
Bob, the Canadian Elvis
Snorvis, the Scandinavian Elvis
Gaylvis, the Gay Elvis
El, the Elvis Who Performs on the Subway
Arfis, the Dog Elvis
ALFis, the Alien Elvis
and
Regis, the Moron Elvis.

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